The Problem (Pain Points)
Are you stuck in these patterns?
- Chronic tension that stretching, massage, and rest can’t seem to fix
- Feeling disconnected from your body and stuck in your head
- Stiffness and restricted movement that limits your daily life
- Stress and trauma stored deep in your fascia and nervous system
- Losing mobility and strength as you age
- Endless treatments that only provide temporary relief
What if you could address the root cause in one powerful session?
The Solution
Two Revolutionary Methods. One Breakthrough Experience.
For years, these two groundbreaking modalities have been transforming lives separately. Now, they unite.
Human Garage – Fascial Maneuvers
Releases stored stress and trauma from your connective tissue using breathing, counter-rotation, and fascial pinning techniques. Trusted by over 200,000 appointments and millions of people practicing fascial maneuvers worldwide.
Primal Moves
Drops you into your body and out of your head through natural, bodyweight movement patterns that build strength, mobility, and body awareness.
Together, they create a complete system that:
- Releases fascial restrictions and stored tension
- Rebuilds natural movement patterns and strength
- Reconnects your mind and body
- Restores mobility you thought was gone
- Empowers you to heal yourself
What You’ll Experience
75 Minutes That Will Change How You Move and Feel
Phase 1: Alignment & Activation (Human Garage)
Begin with a specialized alignment maneuver that prepares your fascia and nervous system. Release restrictions and create space in your body for optimal movement. Backed by over 200,000 appointments and millions practicing worldwide.
Phase 2: Primal Movement Sequence
Flow through the complete Primal Moves sequence—natural, bodyweight movement patterns that rebuild strength, mobility, and body awareness. Move the way your body was designed to move.
Phase 3: Fascial Integration & Wind Down (Human Garage)
Seal in your transformation with targeted fascial maneuvers that help your body integrate the work and release any remaining tension.
Phase 4: Recovery & Restoration
Complete access to sauna and steam rooms to deepen the healing process and lock in your results.
Why This Matters
Your body is designed to heal itself. It just needs the right tools.
After 200,000+ appointments and millions of people practicing fascial maneuvers, Human Garage discovered that lasting change comes from empowering people to take control of their own healing. Primal Moves has proven that reconnecting with natural movement patterns transforms not just your body, but your entire relationship with movement.
This takeover gives you both: the release, the rebuild, and the integration. This is the mashup years in the making.
Event Details
- Date: Tuesday, November 18
- Times: 10:00 AM or 5:30 PM (choose one)
- Duration: 75 minutes
- Investment: $65 per person, per session
- Bonus: Full access to sauna, steam rooms, and recovery facilities after class
- Location: Primal Moves Venice · Venice, CA
- Note: Limited spots available — these modalities require space and individual attention.
Who This Is For
- Anyone dealing with chronic pain or tension
- Athletes looking to enhance performance and recovery
- People who feel disconnected from their bodies
- Those seeking lasting relief, not temporary fixes
- Anyone ready to take control of their own healing
- Movement enthusiasts wanting to deepen their practice
All levels welcome. Come as you are.
What Past Participants Say
“I’ve spent thousands on treatments. This one session gave me more relief than years of therapy.”
“I didn’t realize how much tension I was holding until it was gone. Life-changing.”
“The combination is genius. You release what’s stuck, then rebuild how you move, then integrate it all. It actually lasts.”
Your Investment
$65 per person per session for 75 minutes of transformation
- + Sauna & steam room access
- + Tools you can use for life
- + A completely new relationship with your body
Compare that to:
- $150+ for a single massage (temporary relief)
- $200+ for physical therapy sessions (ongoing costs)
- Years of living with pain and restriction (priceless)
The Takeover Experience
This isn’t just a class. It’s a complete system.
- Unlock your body’s restrictions with Human Garage alignment
- Rebuild natural movement with the Primal Moves sequence
- Integrate the transformation with fascial wind-down
- Restore in sauna and steam rooms
Every phase builds on the last. Every minute serves your transformation.
FAQ
Do I need experience with either method?
No. All levels are welcome. We’ll guide you through everything.
What should I bring?
Comfortable clothing you can move in, a water bottle, and an open mind. Bring a towel for sauna and steam room.
Is this just stretching?
No. This is fascial alignment + natural movement patterns + integration. It’s a complete system for healing and rebuilding.
Will I be sore?
You may experience some release sensations. The sauna and steam room access will help with recovery.
How is this different from taking separate classes?
The magic is in the sequence. Starting with alignment prepares your body for optimal movement. Ending with fascial integration locks in the transformation. This is years in the making.
